Mark Bessenger (USA, 2011, 84 Min.)
Location: Portage Theater
Fans of vampire flicks and camp have something new to sink their teeth into with this road film meets gory comedy. It all begins when redneck truck-driver Brewster takes over a delivery of coffins after his Bible-thumping brother goes missing. Sleep deprived after a wild night in the sack, Brewster picks up Cary and Vogel, a hitchhiking gay couple trying to patch up their failing relationship. As night falls, they realize that their GPS has misled them into an abandoned junkyard where the truck breaks down. And just when they least expect it, the coffins open to reveal vampires! The trio barricade themselves in the cab of the truck, and it soon becomes apparent that they’ll have to survive each other as well as the vampires outside. Will they live long enough to post their night of fright on YouTube? Or will the shirtless vampires have their way with them?